wish i could go back to eden and give eve a vibrator
what hozier song is this
alright I reflected on the self. I’m 100% sure the beasts are the issue here
Hell yeah bro. 🤝Time for top surgery
sorry homie. I see now you said beasts. Like, The animal . Not breasts. The word for boobs. Did not mean to threaten you.
this is so fucking funny
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im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”
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yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me
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horses literally dont even say neigh they are like blelrrfhfhsiejeh someone is fucking lying…
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